May 2012
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May 31st
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May 26th
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May 25th
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all my Willam GIFs.
willambelli: shedonealreadydiddonehadherses: god.I need a life…………..oooooh Willam…. fuck my acting reel. i’ll just use this now for auditions. WILLAM Love this!
May 25th
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May 18th
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Brett Likes Stuff: This is America. May 9, 2012. →
brettlikesstuff: Let’s be honest about our country. Let’s be open about our culture. This is American on this day, May 9, 2012. It seems hard to find any values that we could attach ourselves to. What happened to us? A Republican presidential hopeful was able to run an entire campaign at a national level based… This. All of this. Dear lord….
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
Getting in Bed After a Night Out With Friends
thedcgayz: This was pretty much me this past Friday through Sunday. #RehobothWeekend
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
49 posts
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Nostalgia
Just went through my Tumblr archive since 2008. What a long and varied journey it’s been!
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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